Locking all the doors

When Asa grows up, he wants to be a janitor.

Infinite abyss

Brain That Changes Itself: into the abyss – Telegraph.

JonCamfieldBlog: Zero to Fame in Three Hours

I am totally serious. My Ob/Gyn was IN my vagina and an earthquake started rattling the room!
JonCamfieldBlog: Zero to Fame in Three Hours.

I never spent much time in school, but I’ve taught ladies PLENTY

Are we safe?

so I think I can’t dance

Blubby

PCL LinkDump: Pop Culture

roast reflex

Rocka Fire Explosion Plays Love in This Club

the commander stepped down yesterday